Yesterday I was standing up in line at Starbucks and receiving my necessary Monday early morning caffeine fix, when an extremely handsome man, with so many dollar look, assisted myself collect my credit card. I had fallen it while purchasing a tall skinny vanilla extract latte. He was stunning. When their eyes found mine, I imagined my personal legs were probably buckle and that I would definitely fall smack dab in to the muffin table. I thanked him and relocated out-of-line to wait patiently for my personal early morning addiction to be prepared. While I found myself wishing, the guy wandered over and launched himself. When Mr. Million money Smile achieves around their hand to introduce themselves, I notice an attractive set of cuff-links, my personal male style weakness, and a very macho collection of hands that offered a powerful handshake. I am instantly putty in those manly arms. Whenever my personal coffee purchase was actually called, the guy achieved over and got it, got around a pen, and typed his wide variety unofficially of my personal cup. Adorable, i understand. He flashed me his beautiful grin one last time, and without claiming a word, passed me my personal coffee-and was presented with.

We wait the essential 3 days to contact him (yeah, yes it’s true fellas, I’m able to play the online game too). Mr. Million Dollar Smile and I also have outstanding discussion wherein the guy proposed we get see resident Cope on House of Blues. I am a lot more than happy. We met at South liquid thug kitchen to seize a simple bite for eating prior to the tv show and a bottle of drink. By the point the food arrived, I found myself a tad bit tipsy and currently madly crazy. I am in the center of a hysterical story (this will not be shocking to any person) as I seemed doing see him simply take a bite of his hamburger and also in it, discover their teeth – those incredible teeth that gave him that million dollar look – caught…in his hamburger.

I attempted to not ever try to let my personal shock and horror show, but anyone who understands myself knows that my thoughts usually are created around my face. He turned eight shades of yellow and made an effort to explain the way they had gotten knocked-out in a fight. Just What? My personal Prince Charming is actually a thug in cuff-links? Seemingly, at some point in the existence he was teaching for an Ultimate Fighting Championship along with 1st seven leading teeth knocked-out during a fight nowadays wears bogus teeth that literally video into their mouth area. Hmmm. Now, I am not sure about yourself, but nothing says sensuous if you ask me like men that is merely 32 and has now fake teeth. I quickly have visions of him investing the night time and running to see his teeth sitting in a cup of Efferdent Plus to my nightstand. I silently scolded myself personally to be thus really shallow and swore to block the eyesight of him toothless out-of my brain, and relish the remainder of the evening with a sensible, funny and smart man.

We drop by the House of organization, grabbed some beers within bar, and pushed our very own way up concise in which I found myself front and middle with Citizen Cope. Yum. Our company is having a great time, Citizen Cope ended up being performing Sideways, and Mr. Million money Smile leaned over, got my hand, and pulled myself set for a soap opera worthy kiss. I instantly had visions of our own beautiful children, our very own bungalow style household in Naperville and exactly what cars we would drive since I refuse to purchase a mini-van, until i’m snapped back in real life with all the realization that there ended up being one thing within my mouth… and it’s perhaps not my personal gum. I virtually vomited all around the flooring, right there facing Clarence Greenwood (the lead performer of Citizen deal and a huge hottie) when I understood that what was in my throat happened to be his teeth. We shit you not. The next few minutes took place in slow motion. He appeared up at me personally, smiled this toothless grin, and begun to say anything about me personally having their teeth, and I also reflexively freaked out and desired those teeth out-of my personal really mouth area asap, therefore I spit them rapidly you would have thought these were poison. Poor action, Gena. The second 20 minutes or so were spent trying to google search a floor within this dark colored place with just our very own mobiles as light and trying never to bother additional concertgoers. Once we eventually discovered them, these people were covered in dirt, dust many significant bar grime. I became completely disgusted, not because disgusted when I was actually when he…wait for this…then place them back to his mouth – club grime and all sorts of!

Yup, that’s all. I am away. Temporary clip in teeth i could deal with (with liquor), but i need to draw the range at terrible health. Really does he hug his mother with this lips? Ew. Ew. Ew.